Showing posts with label ≤140 Characters. Show all posts
Showing posts with label ≤140 Characters. Show all posts

Thursday, 10 July 2014

250 Words: Strutting Simon

“Actions speak louder than words,” his father had advised when he became a teenager and asked about ways to impress girls.  And so the teen-boy developed a strut and a swagger as he tried to set himself out from the other boys parading the school corridors. 

It worked for a time, girls noticing this confidence in him and pausing by his locker to speak with him.  There were hands held, kisses between classes, kisses at the back of buses and cinemas.  He became a sort of a stud in these early glory years.  Nothing lasted but he didn’t mind at that point at all. 

As time wore on he did want more, though, as the girls quickly became women but he remained a boy, a preening peacock they grew sick of.

School discos and corridors gave way to pubs and clubs and he took his gait into town on a Friday night but no one took any notice so he took solace in drinking and dancing.  He tried to turn the latter into a new swagger, to match that of earlier days, but his discotheque coquetry got him nowhere.  He tried to turn his father’s advice on its head but the slaps showed his talk was worse than his walk.

Over the years he tried different tactics, slowly honing his vocabulary and sharpening his interpersonal skills- until the swagger disappeared and he became more like the person he’d been before he became a peacock, eventually finding someone to be with.


See also: ≤140 Characters, or Tweet Repeat: 14, from whence this was expanded.

Tuesday, 27 May 2014

≤140 Characters, or Tweet Repeat: 34 and 35

Jason laid down in the second half of the year, breaking apart to form five months.

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He laid with the year until exhaustion split them into parts that formed months; though Jason lost his last name and Miriam parts of both.

Friday, 23 May 2014

≤140 Characters, or Tweet Repeat: 33

It might just be gilded wood covered in velvet but, by golly, it's MY gilded wood and MY velvet and I will die before I see him sit in it.

Monday, 19 May 2014

Thursday, 15 May 2014

≤140 Characters, or Tweet Repeat: 31

"Always the quiet ones and she was the most taciturn child I ever taught. Look at her now-I'm sure now she was plotting to be PM back then."

Sunday, 11 May 2014

≤140 Characters, or Tweet Repeat: 30

"I'm in one heck of a swivet over this," the US President said to his First Lady, "Damn Commie kids outside. Where's their respect?"

Wednesday, 7 May 2014

Saturday, 3 May 2014

≤140 Characters, or Tweet Repeat: 28

He said, "I have returned from perdition to bring it to you up here in the sun.  Tell all that hell is coming: after me comes the flood."

Tuesday, 29 April 2014

≤140 Characters, or Tweet Repeat: 27

The worst sort of kibosh is that atop a beer bottle when you don't have an opener. Horrible cuts or no beer? No contest. Open sensibly.

Friday, 25 April 2014

≤140 Characters, or Tweet Repeat: 26

It was at the billabong that Wilbert the Wallaroo became aware of Wilma. Her reflected eyes met his on the water and the rest is history.

Monday, 21 April 2014

≤140 Characters, or Tweet Repeat: 25

In the dispatch of his victims he was very diligent because he loved his work and wanted to continue it. He was not ready to be caught yet.

Thursday, 17 April 2014

≤140 Characters, or Tweet Repeat: 24

And Mercury shall return, and he shall emblazon the sky, ridding us of the Dark Warrior's Land of Shadows and restoring the sun.

Sunday, 13 April 2014

≤140 Characters, or Tweet Repeat: 23

"The crux of the matter is quite simple," he told the comic bookstore kid, "Spiderman is a whiny angst-douche."

Wednesday, 9 April 2014

Saturday, 5 April 2014

≤140 Characters, or Tweet Repeat: 21

The way the hills swooped reminded him of the battle salient and the landscape before him transformed into the jaws of hell he had known.

Tuesday, 1 April 2014

≤140 Characters, or Tweet Repeat: 20

The way the hills swooped on the map reminded her of the battle salient and she said a quick prayer for all those who were lost.

Friday, 28 March 2014

Monday, 24 March 2014

≤140 Characters, or Tweet Repeat: 18

The Dark Warrior's Triangle of Darkness strategem was flawless. Endless troops hot from the Underearth gave him invincibility in numbers.


Note: I stole the Triangle of Darkness idea from the Second World War- more specifically from an IWM Interview that I catalogued (see Content Description).

Thursday, 20 March 2014

≤140 Characters, or Tweet Repeat: 17

Another fascicle finished, the Eternal Scribe sighed deeply and picked up a new book. It was a thankless task recording all of history.

Sunday, 16 March 2014

≤140 Characters, or Tweet Repeat: 16

Regardless of H&S, the mole kept on digging until his tunnels became too weak and fell in. All thanks to the sweets stash he'd been eating.